February 2011
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
That awkward moment when your parents introduce...
stuckinaworlddontbelong:
eialmendra:
They’re all like :
“IS THIS YOUR CHILD ?”
And you’re just like :
And then they’re like:
“Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!”
And you’re just like:
When i'm on my period.
fatregina:
Realizing I have it;
Getting cramps;
Someone pisses me off;
Someone tells me a joke;
I’m sitting in class all;
I’m craving food all;
My parents tell me to do something;
Going to bed;
Realizing it’s finally over;
Realizing It’s coming back in a month;
madonnald-13 asked: hi!!!!! i have a weird question, what's going on may third? i had a dream that someone gave me that date but i didn't know for what but i was excited. lol
when you order takeout and the doorbell rings
iamsammiam:
when you get home from school on your birthday and...
slutlionismybitch:
but then your mom tells you to clean your room before you have cake:
finally, after hours of cleaning, you get your room clean:
only to find out that your fucking brother ate all your cake:
i lost a follower!!!!
madonnald-13:
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