When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
That awkward moment when your parents introduce...
stuckinaworlddontbelong: eialmendra: They’re all like : “IS THIS YOUR CHILD ?” And you’re just like : And then they’re like: “Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!” And you’re just like:
When i'm on my period.
fatregina: Realizing I have it; Getting cramps; Someone pisses me off; Someone tells me a joke; I’m sitting in class all; I’m craving food all; My parents tell me to do something; Going to bed; Realizing it’s finally over; Realizing It’s coming back in a month;
madonnald-13 asked: hi!!!!! i have a weird question, what's going on may third? i had a dream that someone gave me that date but i didn't know for what but i was excited. lol
when you order takeout and the doorbell rings
when you get home from school on your birthday and...
slutlionismybitch: but then your mom tells you to clean your room before you have cake: finally, after hours of cleaning, you get your room clean: only to find out that your fucking brother ate all your cake:
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